Pa-cute Pictures
I have a very low self-confidence. It’s just me getting myself all worked up over something superficial. I think I’m ugly. I feel I’m ugly. Heck, I am ugly. And fat. And even more unluckily, I got infected with chickenpox late last year.
That said, I’m really uncomfortable having my picture taken by anyone. I mean, talk about captured ugliness. But hey, I have such a photogenic face 
(forget the body) that I’ve decided to quit being a hypocrite and follow my own website tips and tricks. 
First Step: Strike pa-cute poses, take a gazillion photos of yourself, then post them on your website.
Wa epek
Errrr…I hate it when I smile widely. My eyes become slits. But I like scrunching up my big nose like that. Makes me feel uglier. A true rakshasi.
Pa-angel effect
Awww…Look at me. I seem so kind in that picture. Actually, I was gloating over the cockroach I squished. Thus the sweet, serene smile. 
Dramatic effect kuno
I don’t think the “drama” works, but whatever. Just don’t look at my chest. Please. Touch only. 
Second Step: Whine how ugly you are so others would have no choice but to disagree with you.
Wah! I’m so so so soooooooooo ugly! 
Look at the grotesque features of that ugly ugly face! Omigulay! I’m really hideous, right?! Right?!
*waits*
*waits*
*waits even more*
Uhm, excuse me? Aren’t you supposed to disagree with me? 
Sorry for the low-quality images. My phone camera isn’t really good.
Thank you for the wonderful comments. I shall properly return them tomorrow. Thanks for still visiting my site though I haven’t dropped by in yours for ages. 
I’ve been tiring easily lately. 
And geesh, I am so abusing my smilies.
before anything else, those were the best tips, as far as my humor is concern. haha, i love the part where you turn your reader no choice but to disagree. haha.
and heck. you look very much alike with my cousin. super twins? haha. gawd, hate that series. masyadong korni. and btw, celebrate now. its your month. and on the 8th of march, international womens day. salutations for you.
Ahh thank you for clearing up that a Gazillion is 3.
Lanc3: But you didn’t disagree. Boo you.
Nan: I was only going to upload 2, but that’s only a hundred million, so yeah, I added one for the go.
BTW, I moved hosts so please update your link. Thanks.
Hi! Just blog hopping. Got here from Fruity Oaty’s blog. Your previous domain Black-Apogee sounds familiar. I think I’ve visited it before. Anyways, good luck on being nominated for this year’s Blog Awards. Have a nice day!
hmmm i usually posts pics in my blog.. oh correction: my pictures! ehehe.. and mas madami pang pictures na kasama ang bebe
now i disagree haha. Oh and pls, can i advertise something?
pls… VOTE KABATAAN PARTY LIST… Watch the Kabataan Partylist Video featuring Angel Locsin, Dennis Trillo, Dino of Brownman Revival, and other youth icons…
Anne: True. You don’t know how long it took for that pictorial to finish. My goooossssh!
Jaypee: I think you must have, because I know I’ve visited you in the past.
Ate Ems: Hay naku.
Hehe!
Lance: See? I had to force you! Tsk!
I wonder how many times I’ve advertised Kabataan Partylist here. 
But anyway, that reminds me…I now have something more meaningful to blog about. 
LOL Shari. Nice pictures, though! Yeah, I don’t post up many pictures of me either… =/
I’m not a big fan of doing vanity pictures coz I’m hella conscious with taking pictures of myself but when it’s with others, then GO!
Haha I like the poses. Why didn’t you do an emo pose? That’s most wanted now!
Oi, you’re not ugly ha
i agree to disagree…why, you ooze with self confidence! look at those pictures. do you agree?
btw, there seems to be some synchronicity with your tita, while i was sending my comment to you…here comes your comment to me.
Chau: Well I remember some moron direct-linking one of my pictures. Haha!
Juice: What the heck is an eMo (from Euri’s new friend haha) pose?!
Di raw. 
Sexy Mom: Haha, I’m oozing with low self-confidence.
I disagree ehehe. Yeah, I actually noticed the sync. 
I like your smile, it’s infectious. Trust me, I don’t lie :stareyes:
Shari, you’re not ugly! Gosh, I find you quite pretty and I so love your smile
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Hahaha you have been using your smilies a lot in your posts. You never used to use smilies in your posts before. Or did you?
Hahaha! I just read your email. Thank you for upgrading my WP. I don’t know how to upgrade it. Pano ba kasi? Plus, the smilies I installed before aren’t working
eeeek! Oh well, I shall check what’s wrong with it. I haven’t had any time to access my ftp kasi.
By the way, you should post more pictures of you
OMGIDONTKNOWWHATYOURETALKINGABOUTBECAUSEYOUREGORGEOUS!
You definitely know your psychological warfare. LOL! Distract the opposition with negatives. I always find self-deprecating attitude and sense of irony quite sexy. :p. So there.
Gasps ! I’m very uncomfortable with peopel taking my picture too o_o; Haha. I only like it if I take it of myself. HAHA.
To be a rebel AND NOT DISAGREE. GASP, YES YOU ARE HIDEOUS ! Just kidding
Gorgeous much?
haha! shari.. i beg to disagree. you are sooooooo pretty in those pictures.
lalalala.. nice entry.
I remember I use to do that Shari, it was like a boobie-trap or something.
Those tips are great for newcomers on posting their photos. Awww you’re so adorable and pretty. Take Care! 
P.S. Where did you get these smilies? I love them!
Ano ka ba, kung ang tingin mo sa mukha mo ugly, ano na itatawag ko sa akin?
Kai:
Tiffany: I have never used smilies before now. I swear. Maybe that’s why I’m abusing them, haha!
You should just overwrite your files. But anyway, sorry about your smilies. It’s actually because they’ve been overwritten, that’s why they don’t work anymore. Sorry. 
Amanda: OMGYOUARESOLYINGSHUTUP!!!
Howling: *strikes a sexy pose* LOL
Melanie: I thought you weren’t going to disagree.
Dyei: Note: “in those pictures” lang. You should see me in person
Danielle: I know a lot of people actually take my tips by heart. I’m so proud.
Will leave the link on your blog. 
Jun: Uhm….Uglier?
Peace po! Haha! *apir*
Cute! And I really meant that.
And whoa, obscure dramatic Myspace angle! You have done me proud, bb! 
huwaw! walang panget na tao… mga pulitiko lang…
Just blog hopping…
“Second Step: Whine how ugly you are so others would have no choice but to disagree with you.”
Haha You leave me no choice… I disagree with you.
You’re cute! You even have a perfectly straight set of pearly whites! That’s another asset
i totally disagree with you shari!
you have a perfect smile.. really!
@Shari - sabi na eh. Hehe
Btw, add kita sa blogroll ko ha? Have a nice day!
Aravis: Awww. *blushes*
Dotep: Wahaha future politician ako
Felisa: Aww. Thanks. Pulling legs is effective.
Ariane: Haha. Not perfect. Boo!
Jaypee: Sure, thanks po! I’ll add you up as well.
you have a nice smile sis, your teeth was nice, that’s why you have a perfect smile. hay lahat tayo maganda sis, ako din may times talaga low steem…
first time ko ata nakakita ng pitcure sa post mo ah. me lovey!
Well, welcome to the club. I have low self-esteem too. What’s different about me is I’m not photogenic.
I LOL’ed at the ‘touch only’ part.
happy ending, i never thought of u as ugly.. and those pics btw are typical friendster shots.. im being a hypocrite, i take those kinds of pictures too.
finally a picture of you.. so i mistakenly identified you as a redhead.. i think thats some other xientian hahaha…
Shari, you are NOT ugly. :P
…
I mean it. Really I do.
actually, having chicken pox while you’re younger is a good thing.
adult chicken pox is more serious and i think about 35% cases lead to death (though im not sure if that figure is correct).
oh, and i’m so in love with the picture with your nose scrunched
For some odd reason, you resemble my cousin. No shit.
Keep on photoworing! Photowhores unite!
Hindu pala ang Rakasha. Akala ko Arab. Too much D&D and L5R influence I suppose.
And… lol… touch only? LOL. Ibang klase ka
Well it is not just you who feels that way. But honestly dear you dont look ugly or fat. You are cute and you should always think that way!
Haha. Don’t you just love putting people in positions like that? You really aren’t ugly at all, seriously.
Hehe this entry made me smile
I like the first picture the best, you looks so cute!
I think the dramatic effect worked hehe.. my cousin’s a myspace whore and her pictures always look the same [read: like that]
vain, vain, vain…ako din vain. and of course you’re not ugly.
heh!
ang galing ng mga tips mo sis!! nyahahaha.. lam mo tuwing dadaan ako d2 sa site mo kinakabagan ako sa kakatawa..
it’s like having a breath of fresh air.. naks!! nga pala, i disagree.. *wink*
hey, shari! i like yo blog! and you’re not really ugly. lol.
hahaha
This was like your best entry ever 
Random, but so cute! I know how you put everyone on spot and wait for people to disagree. I see that so much on blogs these days - people starving for attention hahaha.
Good post!
don’t think that way, i think you’re very pretty.
I like the first picture. And you’re not ugly. Honest. (: The captions made me laugh, though.
Whoa! I didn’t know you’re gifted! vavavoom! Haha! okay. lesbo action here. haha. =P
i like the first pic. hihi. i think i’ve seen you somewhere. (malamang, magkalapit lang tayo eh!)
naks naman e2 first time mkta pic mo d2 hehe ang ganda mo nga e ugly ka jan! HMP!
haven’t experienced having chicken pox.. haha lucky me.. hope so that I won’t be able to have one on the next couple of years.. haha nice pics.. haha you’re so cute…
I think the last pic is quite… mahalay. Hehe
Stop assuming uglyness, you’re hot!
chickenpox last year? i have yet been infected. bwahahaha!
your pix aren’t that bad, they’re definitely better than those of some people who post tons of their pix on their blogs. honestly. btw, i also sometimes feel the same way, love the face, hate the body. so i’m trying to get back into shape. hahaha! gud luck saken.
ingats!
pinagplanuhan ba yang pictorial na ‘yan?? mukhang pinaghandaan eh!! waheheh
joke lang!! may ‘itsura’ naman eh…
mas maayos naman ang mukha mo sa akin.. u aren’t ugly but not that pretty!! wahahha!!
buti ka pa gifted sa *toot! ako, well, wish ko lang magkaroon ako nun!
good day!!
haha FISHING ka ha! pero dahil aminado ka, kakagat na ko
I seriously love the first pic!
crushable! hehe
ui, hinay hinay lang sa smileys hehe :3
oh its okay shari
i can install it again this weekend. no biggie!
Awwww.. suweetness!! I love the pictures! You’re not ugly at all. I think you’re cute
and my eyes slit when I smile or laugh too. I hate it when that happens. My cousins make fun of me about it all the time 
hahahaha, I love this entry. Well dear whatever you lack in the popular idea of “beautiful” you make up with wit and humor, which are more permanent things.
These smileys are so unique…
Great photos. I’m sure you had fun making those funny and cute poses.
I also wanted to wish you Happy Women’s Day! Take care.
You could totally be a model. You’re cute.
Now, If I were to do this in my blog, my pictures would definately be up for grabs, such as for people like TGO for example.
I put one up in my blog recently, and it was on TGO’s forums within AN HOUR after I posted it. 
Rachel: Pinintahan ko lang ng white paint yan nyahaha!
Nina: Uyy, baliw! First time ka dyan, sapak gusto mo?
Ellie: Hay naku, you can just imagine my delight that at least I’m photogenic. Pag nakita mo ako in person, rawr!
Larcey: But then, you’ve always been so kind. And you’re my friend. Haha, pansin mo palang pang-Friendster. *winks*
H.Love: Ang haggard naman nun, feeling ko flaming red hair yun ha.
Tina: Wah, mabait ka eh. Hehe!
JJ: Thanks, thanks! *blushes* Nyahehe. Younger pa bang matatawag ang 19? Just when I’m in my “self-concious stage”. Tatay ko nga nagpa-derma pa eh. Kung mahilig lang ako sa ganun, naku. Haha!
Talamasca: I resemble everybody’s cousin! *wails*
Jorge: Hehe, mukha nga. Naku, naibang klase pa ako. Hehe. *winks* Touch na kasi, LOL!!!
Musme: That’s supposed to be good? You might just blame me if you get a low grade on that essay.
Chase: My pictures are cute. Not me, hehe.
M: I do. Look, they all fell for that, LOL!
Danni: Typical networking site shot,
Liz: Boo! Boo! Takot ka lang daganan kita pag nagkita tayo uli eh haha!
Joanna: Hala. Hehe, unfortunately, my current blog entry won’t make you laugh.
Acey: Maniniwala ba ako? May “lol” sa dulo eh hehe!
Brandi: Hehe, this is the first. I just had to do it haha
Dulcine: Thank you.
Lexie: That still won’t make me stop pestering you to give me a puppy, hehe.
Ate Aileen: That’s very nice to know.
Xyla: Gifted…in that department? *winks* Yeah, dang, gimme some lesbo action. They say those kind of things make the twins swell. What do you - the nurse - say? LOL
Aisha: Hehe.
Melle: Lucky you then. But it’s gonna be really hard once you’re old na.
Darwin: *covers your eyes* Pambihira kang bata ka. Mahalay ka dyan, haha! Yang utak mo, naku! And now you think I’m hawt! Boo! Hindi na tayo sabay pagpunta sa blog awards! Maligaw na tayo pareho, baka halayin mo pa ako! Hehe kidding!
Nickle: Haha, I should hope so!
Good luck, good luck po!
Monalisa: Just got home that time.
Nagsuklay lang, haha! And hey, you, better than all these people, should know that I really am not pretty. Yung iba once pa lang ako nakita, eh ikaw twice (or thrice?) na.
Ann: Baliiiiw! Crushable, lol! Miss na kita. *hugs*
Tiffany: Thanks. Sorry again.
Jeannie: But it’s natural for you, coz, you know, it runs in your blood. Hehe.
Alternati: Wuhoo! You’ve won the best comment award here. *winks*
Ate Rach: [Belated] Happy Women’s Day to you as well.
Brandy: Model? Hehe, maybe there in your country. Here in the Philippines? *exasperated sigh* Absolutely no chance, hehe. Hey, what’s TGO? I remember the nasty forum somewhere…You know…. *zips mouth*
your not ugly 0__0 seriously i mean i’ll be honest ur not like hottest girl ever but u are not ugly!!!! =.= ya dont care about ur look ssoo much they just ruin ur life!!
Oh my gosh, this entry is awesome. Seriously, I love those steps. They make me smile, especially because it’s so true you see it everywhere.
Secondly, I’m just going to have to tell you that I think you’re really pretty. I do know it stinks to have a low self confidence - I do too. But it’s always nice to hear other people compliment you even if you don’t think it yourself, yet, right?
By the way, I really love your site. It’s fabulous.
Oh ho ho ho, LOL… that was a funny read.
Personally, I think you fabulous! And I’m not even gay.
Which reminds me, I really should post my ugly face somewhere on my blog… because I just received a strange e-mail from a dude named “Paulie” who thought that I was 30-something gay man based on my entries and “About page”.
Umm, yeah…. ooookay. 30-something? I think I’m offended! I’m not that old. Oh, Dear God… I’m so uncool and unhip now that someone thinks I’m old. Oh wait, I was NEVER cool or hip. Yeah, alright, that makes me feel better… I think.
Whooh… 2 down… 3 entries to go. Damn, I shouldn’t really let stuff pile up.
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oh yeesh , ur not ugly!… I have like those bland self -confindence issues to where i HATE when ppl snap random pictures of me..and keep em lol .. nothing worse than that. U kno what .. that little kid could have said thank you, it was my elbow on the line here..
lol.. bad news.. Ur very humerous , i need to bookmark ur site ..
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yr 1st pic is an 11 on a scale of 10. i know this is an old post, but that’s the ‘beauty’ of the web. yes, guilty of double entendre.
good day!
insan musta na you