What is it with the Boobs?

While MLQ3 is saying that Mong Palatino might be the first blogger to end up serving in the House of Representatives from KABATAAN [Youth] Party-list

And while this unknown woman is spreading the cold virus in a somewhat enjoyable manner…

Boob sneezing!

…a scene that makes me remember the alluring dance of GMA in Uncyclopedia

GMA Dancing

Keysi is saying that I’m the the first blogger with a boob tattoo who would end up to be President of the Philippines

Tattooed on my Boob

And I’m here, trying to relieve the itch that the 2-week boob henna tattoo has brought.

Anyone willing to scratch it for me? :D

PS: Thanks to Dakota for this lovely sketch he did! Rawr! It was a totally random act, and I was hella surprised that someone took time to make something for me. Awww. :) Thanks also to Charles for the ass-kicking bag! My mom and I totally loved it the first time we saw it, as did the people in the post office, haha!

Sketch from Dakota

Bag from the Queerchef

What is it with the Boobs? was posted by Shari on Thursday, May 17, 2007 under Uncategorized. It currently has 68 responses. You can add your own, or trackback from your site.

68 Responses

  1. joyfulchicken

    Yay for the cold virus!

  2. Caitlin

    Haha, that first animation of the woman sneezing is hilarious. I can’t look away. The second animation of the dance reminds me so much of the Night Elf dance in World of Warcraft it isn’t funny. It quite possibly is. I had a henna tattoo once on my back. It was fun. I got it when I went to Disney for my senior class trip. Mine never itched. I figured it was fun because I knew I’d never get a real tattoo.

  3. Juice

    I’ll pass with the scratching thank you very much. Hahahaha.
    I swear, this was the randomest post ever. :twisted:

  4. lei

    i’m going to vote for you. yey! LOL

  5. Christine

    I’d vote for you. Just don’t do what that woman in the top picture does. Or maybe you should since that would probably get you more votes than anything else.

  6. benj

    the smilies are gone. :(

  7. Neil

    Ugh. I can’t scratch it. I lost my nails. I can’t even scratch mine… :mrgreen: No, not the boobs. I mean, ugh. Enough said. :mrgreen:

  8. MisterVader

    Y’know, I can use a fork to help you, but that’s just cold.

  9. Light

    lol. My boyfriend says the boobs are the best. XD Anyway, I’ll vote for you too….and I’ll pass with the scratching too… hehe… “Sige GMA, ikembot mo lang…”

  10. Simply Precious

    LOL…

  11. keysi

    :lol: a week or so after you get henna tattooed, it’ll look like libag already (unless you don’t take a bath ), anyway, I hope you get a real tat soon. :) lemme know, i’ll introduce you to my artist~

    you ask what the ef is with the boobs? boobs are everything~ lol. not that i’m a boob person, but the softy-soft-soft feeling is oh so liberating. LOL

    the tittyblog is NSFW. lol. nagulat ako! hehehehe

  12. sinag

    ALIZEE is indeed alluring .. but Gloria as the head of Alizee’s body … NAH!!! :mrgreen:

    kaasar maalalang palagi na si gloria ang pang-ULO ng pinas, tapos naging ULO din ng katawan ni Alizee

    magkagayunman … napangiti pa rin ako sa post mong ito :wink:

  13. LoveJezabel

    lol, That gif of the sneezing lady is kinda hypnotic. I wonder if she notices right after that. :shock:

  14. Brittney

    Ok let me get this straight, you got a henna tattoo on your boob?

    Amazing. :eek:

    I don’t know why boobs are amazing. But I’ve been told I should work at Hooters. A lot. :shock:

  15. Kelly

    those animation are funny

  16. Brandy

    Nice animations. lol. I enjoyed each one, especially the “boob slip”. OOPSIE DAISY. hehe.

  17. Frances

    That GMA dance is disturbing.

  18. skunk

    haha!! wow boobs!! .lol.

  19. alma

    this is a funny one. :razz:

    you may have developed allergies from henna. better have that checked if the itching doesnt go away. try not to scratch it.

  20. Aisha

    hey sis baliw ka tlga lolx nttwa ako sa whole entry mo as in everything lol
    sorry late na ang pagdalaw ko i lost everything in my site :( all those links.. entries and all the files. so pasensya kana ha.. araw araw ata ako ng bloghop pra hanapin kaung lahat hehe
    sis pls link my new url po. thank you.

  21. Sonnie

    the boobs slip is funny :shock: , the one of GMA is not :mad:

  22. helga

    I dont like boobs, cos mine are small azn boobies. You have big boobies, so ya, I like your boobs. Bewb. I go sleep now.

  23. helga

    And ya I’d vote for you. Fawk, I’d register to vote for you.

  24. joanna

    ang kulit nung nagsneeze.. grabe naman kasi.. siguro kaya sya nagkasipon kasi malamigtapos ganun suot nya.. hehehe.. GMA pasaway!! ahahaha

  25. Sidney

    He,he…

  26. Joni

    hahahah exploding dress! LOL! And there’s my favorite animated picture of GMA again! :lol:

    I’ll scratch off that henna tattoo, if you don’t mind having a girl do it for you. hahaha just kidding! I mind! :P

  27. ems

    hahaha natawa ako dito..

    the sketch was awesome! sikat na talaga ang online pal ko na si Shari!!!

    *ems desperately trying to reach shari* *wink*

    Hehehehe ;)

  28. Dre

    That dress :lol:

    GMA must, must, do that LIVE on TV!

  29. Chette

    sorry po God.. pero

    BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SI GMA!!! hehehehe hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Bagay na Bagay nya!!! hahahahahaha!!!!

  30. Yahneh

    ampft..! kamusta naman ung babae nung nagsneeze sha ampft.. ahaha c gma sumayaw ng ganyan..!? lolz., ui gnda nung sketch ah

  31. Isha

    I’ve seen that boob sneeze pic a lot of times in different forums. Katawa nga kasi may isang member, 4 na pictures na ganyan ginawa niyang signature, syempre parang naman nabubulag ako everytime nagpopost siya :D Haha!

  32. melai

    wahehehehe! natawa naman daw ako dun sa bansot na babaeng may nunal … kaseksi ha… ayan pala pwedeng may new career na sya kaya baba na lang sya sa pwesto sana pagkatapos ng bilangan lol!!! pero labo yun syempre.

  33. Najo

    Wow. O_O She has powerful boobs. Is she Lady Hulk or, erm, some other super power user?

  34. Mike

    I benevolently extend my hands to scratch those…those… Haha. How would you like to do it, in slow circular motion or in an aggressive boisterous haphazard manner?

    If ever you became prez…nah, never mind. I’d rather keep my mouth shut lest I’d be swarmed by drooling politicians.

  35. Keiyt

    Yung kay PGMA, nagkalat yung sa phone dati, natatawa talaga ako nung first time. :P

    Oy. I love the bag, it’s cute. :) White pa kaya mukha talagang underpants.

  36. issai

    hurray for boobs!

  37. Aravis

    That exploding dress is so hypnotizing. I can’t look away! :shock: What exactly happened? Where? Who? Details plz!

  38. Enzo

    LOL at the cold virus adn the Gloria dance! Haha.. XD

    Cute caricature and bag! :D

  39. Kai

    For some odd reason, the image of those tatas reminded me of two separating magnets. :shock:

  40. rowjie

    haha. funny Gloria! :lol: :twisted:

  41. Poli

    Well we wouldn’t know unless GMA shows us her sagging bobbies.

    I’ll scratch if for you!

  42. billycoy

    ok lang na mahawaan ako ng sipon basta ganun lagi damit niya… ang saya!!!

  43. Darwin

    Too bad, I just cut my fingernails too short to scratch, maybe some rubbing will do. :mrgreen: BTW, is it just me or the bag looks like an underwear.

    Naks naman may fan-art na, continue to inspire others! hihi

  44. Austin

    WHAT IS IT WITH BOOBS ANYWAYS?! :D so alluring…

    I have nothing else to say…. however, that drawing Dakota did is quite… WOW :D

    Your site just never ceases to amaze me =D

  45. zerovoltage

    funny gifs … like most, i like the sneezing girl the best :shock: it must have been a very powerful sneeze, those things wanna get out so badly :lol:

  46. isley

    :lol: roflmao @ the exploding dress!

  47. heneroso

    Eheheh, nakakatuwa naman ung buttones nung babae, hindi kinaya. Anyhoo… sabi ng lola ko pag makati ang boobs, seswertehen ka eh. Ewan ko lang. Sharri, ikaw na ang Angelina jolie ng Blogging world.

  48. Aurus

    Wow I had no idea PGMA could dance like that!! :lol:

  49. bing

    henna causes itch? a president with a tattoo? not bad.

  50. Jake The Miserable

    Sabog ako at antok nu’ng nabasa ko ang entry na ‘to. Makalipas ang ilang minuto: :shock:

    Nyehehehe.

  51. Raymond

    Ohh my god haha.. I laughed so loud when I see her sneezing. And that dance LMAO.. So funny!!

  52. chase

    Well I will certainly vote for you and I am happy that you like the small bag from H and M. Since I know that there is no H and M yet in the Phils.

  53. Teelia

    OMG… that is so flipping weird!!! ^-^ Hahaha what a cold that must have been!

  54. anne

    nice photos you gathered!! haha!! so funny.. uy! ang kyut naman ng sketch sayu.. ^_^

  55. Stacy

    That 2nd animation had me entranced. I swear. hahaha. I watched it for like 5 minutes. Wow. What a lame life I lead.

    I feel quite sorry for the first lady though. That had to have been awful embarassing.

  56. tina

    ang naughty naughty talaga oo! hehe. nakakatuwa naman. :)

    anyhoo.. cute bag! Love it coz it’s white!! hehehe. :)

  57. tessa

    what the.

  58. Laarni

    BITIN pero she has nice boobs. :P

  59. trench

    Boobs look so good, but when Im at it, I dont even pay attention to the boobs! Im a butt man! lol. The girl got to have some bootay!!!

  60. Kathy

    LOL. That little animation thingmajig is hilarious! And um, what’s with the boobs? I haven’t got a clue.

  61. deejay

    ang laki ng boobs. haha. hndi kinaya ng butones!! haha. let me scratch it for you! haha, joke lang.

  62. JJ

    set me free!

    - boobs :twisted:

  63. jplamano

    gloria’s dance spoof give me a great laugh… hehehe…

  64. mv

    i’m thinking of getting a tattoo on my boobs…. :mrgreen:
    sabi boobs are good… actually if u have boobs madaling magflirt at makakuha ng free drinks at the bar or club ( laging nangyayri sa akin yan… heheheh)

  65. fruityoaty

    Ah, now I finally understand something I read in your About > Lists page. This part where YOU WROTE, “I’m a breast-person. I get easily turned on by women with big breasts.”

    OK, it now makes a lot of sense, lol. To paraphrase a famous ‘butt’ song, “She likes big breasts and she cannot lie.”

    Me, I get turned on by gay men doing each other, really. I’m such a sexual deviant, lol.

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